Super Bowl prop bets

Multiple betting platforms offer up the chance for people to bet on everything from the game’s winner and loser, to the coin toss and even which songs will be played at the halftime show.

A guy comes home with a black eye and a broken arm. His wife asks “What happened?” He says “I owed a loan shark $20,000 so I bet $10,000 on the Chiefs, and they won.” She asks “Then why are you beat up?” He says “I also bet $10,000 on the celebration Gatorade being blue, and it was orange.” Then she punishes him by making him watch her have sex with his father, who happens to be in porn.

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