Ghostwriting Original (Los Angeles)

Sup fellas! Tired of getting on dating sites and constantly being ignored? Unless you look like a Sasquatch, there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to catch n snatch an unsuspecting prey. It’s all about what you tell her. And it’s gotta be completely random and original with some epic comedic undertones. Hit me up. I’ll send you screenshots of where I scrolled n trolled great whites to whales to yappin tap em deep clappin dolphins and sat back while they willingly jumped on board. If you’re a 3, I can get you any 8 or under. Aquirin a 9 or 10 might require a line and some gin to inquire such proverbial brainstorming to catch that Orca. But mo money means mo honey. Ya dig?! So quit gettin rejected and feeling neglected. Add anotha to the checklist and get yo respect kid. Nobody likes a fake. But even yo mama can’t stand a ho…. Hold up! JuicyDrip69 just responded. Hook it Line it up and Sink it! And if you ever find yourself in a psychiatric ward inquiring about a 26 foot yellow box truck in South Central L.A., well…. Man F*** the Universe!
Cash or paypal accepted

Just when I though this modern generation couldn’t get any more pathetic, here’s internet Cyrano de Bergerac.

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“The Millennial Condition” Crowdfund Video

A social commentary on what it is like dating in this generation and why self love is so important.


This campaign is to raise money in order to pay my very talented cast and crew for their work. In addition to that, it’ll help pay for catering, rentals, locations, and film festival fees. I have put together an extremely talented team to help bring the screenplay to life. Everyone who has read the script believes in it very much! This story is very relevant, relatable, and personal to me and it would mean the world if you helped contribute to our journey!

It has nothing to do with self love. She broke up with you because you look like a goat rapist.

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Summer Camp for J.C.

J.C. is a smart young man eager to spend his free time learning more about AI, coding, robotics, and game design. J.C. has already peaked interest in his education from personnel at Fresno State where he has the opportunity to begin shadowing in the art design and technical engineering departments as early as sixth grade. He plans to attend iD Tech at Sacramento State this July which is why are asking for donations. We are looking to raise at least $1400 for the camp, of which tuition alone is over $1300.  The rest is for gas and lunches. We thank you all for any support you can give whether it is financial or blessings in the form of prayer.

I’ll only donate if it’s guaranteed that J.C. will lose his virginity at this camp.

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Help Get Nathan To CannesFilmFest

We are fully funded! A lot of people warned me to not get my hopes up on this and they were right to do so. This was very unlikely to be a success but it’s done and I’m going to Cannes on the 14th!

Love you all!

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The “3 Days In Cannes” program is a brand new section of the Cannes Film Festival for young people ages 18-28 who love film. I, Nathan Velasquez, was one of the last to be given a pass for the program. 

If this succeeds, I will be going to the Cannes Film Festival. That has been a dream of mine since I was 14 years old and it has only gotten stronger in time. 

Cannes does not allow the public into the festival, invitation only. This is the first time they allow outsiders or film-lovers into the crowd.

For my application to be accepted is such an honor and, with only 10 days till I have to purchase plane tickets and make a hotel arrangement, I am doing everything I can to raise the $4,000 I need to get to and from the festival and get by with modest housing and meals.

The Cannes Film Festival holds a dear place in my heart, look below to see the letter I wrote for my application. I do not come from wealth and traveling out of the country is not something that can be done easily. If this campaign is successful it will be the first time I travel outside of the Americas. If my love of film can inspire people to share this campaign, that will mean the world to me. If my love of film can inspire someone to donate a couple of dollars to the campaign, that means more than I can put into words. 

If you feel like adding a little bit to the fund and this works, you will be contributing to a life changing experience. 

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Nathan’s career doesn’t seem to be booming. Soon he’s gonna need to go to a canned food festival.

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Birthday trip/And Birth of my Motivational Blog

Thank you for helping me with my birthday trip and the birth off my Motivationnal Blog Julio’s Adventure Live after Parkinsons.

My Birthday its Agust 3rd i wil be turning 43 yes 43 But thats just a number the figthing espirt it’s waths importan never to loose … The idea of doing these was from all the people in the street that tells me to  keep it up and there are several stories, one was in Philadelphia where at the bar these young boy early 30’s and he just thank me for the courage of still going out he was happy because he said i reminded him his brother that he use to take out, another was a man  Just going  out for a beer and pure luck we sat together and he also thanks me for being so Brave he was having some trouble and taking care off his mother he just was reminded to keep figthing and there many moré… I was daignose by Dr Stern at UPENN (9 years ago) where i have my DBS surgery a few years latter with Dr Baltuch(now a year and a few month since the surgery) awesome team now i want to Shake and Bake around the world and motívate people to keep living live to keep figthing if lives give you sour lemons just add some simple syrup 

LETS GO EXPIERENCES LIFE TOGHETHERE…  In the future i want to transform these into a Fundation to help people get out and live no mater whats there condition.

anny help its apreciated thank you 

Julio A.

The brain surgery must have thrown off your ability to realize that nobody wants to pay for your vacation.

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Ride Squatch

Ride Squatch is sustainable rideshare evolved with a focus on sharing, driver and passenger safety. and support to all.


At Ride Squatch we know there is a better way to do rideshare. We seen that most rideshare drivers spend 10-12 hours a day trying to earn enough to support their families while most of the time the come up short. This is largely due to over saturation of markets, and diminishing wages to the drivers all while fares to passengers continue to increase. The above formula creates unhappy drivers that typically over extend themselves to an unsafe point which results in unsafe conditions for passengers. 

I knew there was a better way and just had to figure out what that was so i personally took to the streets as a ride share driver for two of the largest names in the industry  for over a year. I did this so that i could experience what it is drivers and passengers are experiencing on a day to day basis and how to best improve rideshare in an innovative way. 

I then spent the next 9 months working with a team of developers to build what i felt was a solution to a safer more sustainable rideshare option. We had our bumps in the road but now have a fully functioning app that is available for apple or android devices. Our app acts as a platform for much ore that just to transport a passenger from A to B and allow a driver to earn a commission. It is built as a means to an end for all that put their handwork and efforts into helping it grow. 

At Ride Squatch we self regulate the amount of drivers in an area to keep market over saturation from being a factor, this allows our drivers to consistently stay busy and be earning when the are working and not sitting in a parking lot or aimlessly driving around looking for an opportunity to earn. We also realized that its extremely difficult for anyone to succeed on their own so we built in a very innovative referral network feature into the app that allows not only drivers but also passengers to begin building a network that pays a true residual income back to the partner. We did this because we realize quality of life is important and a happy driver that can support his family is also a safe driver.

As an added safety measure we have partnered with Intellicorp to perform all of our extensive background checks along with monthly arrest report monitoring so that we can guarantee all of our drivers are acting in a safe and moral way when behind the wheel with us or not.

A little late to the party. You should make a weed friendly version called Doober.

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Let’s create Happy and Free Kid’s Space!

An inclusive publishing company and digital space for children’s social-emotional development.


Happy and Free Kid’s Space is both a fun space for children to access fun books and songs and a mechanism for social justice! First steps will be establishing a publishing company and digital space where children can find stories centering characters with marginalized identities, written and created by storytellers with marginalized identities. These stories will support social and emotional development in children and provide adults with resources, to support happy and free kids!

You should give the children LSD. I know that has nothing to do with the project, I just really wanted to say that.

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NexTrax App Development Fundraiser

Our company is called NexTrax. NexTrax is run by 3 junior high students and supported by a community of adults.  The three guys behind the company are Avery, Giovanni & Rhys. We live in a suburb north of New Orleans, LA.

Through the Young Entrepreneur’s Academy, we learned a lot about how to launch and run a successful business.  We’ve been working on this project since October 2016 and have made a ton of progress.

We are developing a product that allows people to track anything from small objects, to pets or small children using a tracking device linked to a smartphone app.
Simply attach the device to any item that you want to keep track of, then use the app to find it. It’s that simple. 

As with any new business we’re learning that there are always unexpected expenses that come up, so we are reaching out to our family, friends and anyone else who would love to help us achieve our dream of opening a successful business!!  

We are developing 2 versions of our app to include IOS for Apple users and an Android version.  We have already begun the development of the IOS & Andriod app and need more money to finish both. We need $300 to finish out the IOS app, and $1,500 to finish the Andriod app. 

We also need additional money for inventory, and other startup expenses. 

We have worked tirelessly for the last 10 months and with your help we can finally launch our business!

Thanks for taking the time to read our story!  You can read more about us on our website at:

This is no fucking joke. These kids are putting tracking devices on us. The robot apocalypse is beginning.

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Launch of US based cryptocurrency exchange.

Fides Exchange stand for the transparent and honest operations of a cryptocurrency exchange.


Fides Exchange stand for the transparent and honest operations of a cryptocurrency exchange. The exchange takes security, support and service seriously having already seen how most exchanges handle these matters. Communication will not be sporadic or non-existent. Standard financial market practices will be followed. Decisions are made as a group for the benefit of the exchange and users, not individuals.

Exchange Requirements

The projected amount would allow the exchange to run until it become profitable and sustainable.  The amount being raised is substantial because growth is projected over 2 years; the platform and steps being taken to secure traders funds are expensive.   The effort and financial requirements in establishing a trusted and secure exchange are expensive, but necessary.

You should call it Titcoin. Guaranteed publicity.

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