Daughter of abuse victim disguises call to 911 as a pizza order, alerting cops to domestic violence


A woman called 911 for help as she saw her mother being beaten and pretended to order a pizza, a discrete plot to alert emergency services that something was wrong. The quick-thinking operator caught on after a few questions and managed to get the information needed to send police — where a man was arrested on a domestic violence charge.

This is so disappointing. At first I thought women made a breakthrough by prank calling the police, proving that they actually have a sense of humor. It could’ve been something like “I’d like to order a bacon pizza, and I don’t mean you.”

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Daughter of the Mamas and the Papas’ John Phillips reveals incestuous affair


Mackenzie Phillips writes in her new book that a sexual relationship with her father began when she was 19 and continued for several years

Mackenzie Phillips had a long-term incestuous relationship with her father, John Phillips, co-founder of the Mamas and the Papas, she has alleged. Best known for her teenage appearance on TV series One Day at a Time, Phillips said she first slept with her father in 1979, the night before she was to marry her first husband.

All the leaves are brown (All the leaves are brown) and my daughter’s hot (and my daughter’s hot) I’ve been for a walk (I’ve been for a walk) then I fucked her twat (then I fucked her twat) It felt nice and warm (It felt nice and warm) On her tits cum was shot (On her tits cum was shot) California incest (California incest) My daughter’s twat is hot!

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Negative Effects of Beating Children


One of the most challenging things you will do as a parent is disciplining your child. As your little one grows up, his tantrums and demands will increase too. His tantrums and rebellious nature may test the limits of your patience – and in that moment, you may resort to cruel techniques, such as beating or spanking for disciplining your child.

I’m starting a camp for kids who’ve been beaten by their parents. We’re gonna partner with the make a wish foundation. The camp will be called Ouch Wish.

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School shootings can be prevented – here’s how | William Woodward | TEDxMileHigh


After every school shooting, politicians and journalists tout the latest quick fix – arming teachers, hiring more mental health counselors, making students wear clear backpacks, or even having fewer doors on campus. But this epidemic is far too complicated for an easy solution. William Woodward from the Center for the Study and Prevention of Violence at the University of Colorado has a research-backed comprehensive approach.

This is just an excuse to target students. My high school’s mascot is the owl, and students yell “HOOT HOOT!” at pep rallies. I got arrested for telling the class I was gonna do a school’s hooting.

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Tulips are the most colorful of all spring flowers. They are also one of the easiest flowers you’ll ever grow. Just plant the bulbs in fall for blossoms the following spring. 

There are hundreds of beautiful tulips to choose from, in enough colors, shapes, sizes and bloom times to inspire every gardener’s creativity. Whether you plant them in groups of 10 or 1000, tulips always put on an impressive show.

My mother had a garden, and she would experiment with different growing methods. She grew these beautiful flowers that looked like tulips, but they weren’t really tulips. She called them con tulips. I loved my mother’s con tulips. Sometimes I would make a tea out of them, so I could taste my mother’s con tulips.

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Billie Eilish and Her Brother and Co-Writer, Finneas, Get Deep About Their Music and What’s Next


While only one person appears on most of the magazine covers, Billie Eilish is actually a duo — at least, musically speaking. Nearly every song the 17-year-old star has ever released was co-written with and produced by her 22-year-old brother Finneas O’Connell, whom she credits and affectionately introduces to concert audiences as “my big brother and my best friend.”

We all know they’re fucking. The good news is incest babies wave their arms a lot, so they’re good drummers. 

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Steven Spielberg is ’embarrassed’ and ‘concerned’ for his daughter Mikaela, 23, after she revealed her pursuit into the world of porn


Steven Spielberg’s adopted 23-year-old daughter Mikaela revealed last week that she was embarking on a new career as a porn star.

And while the famed director reportedly supports his child, sources told The Sun that he’s also ’embarrassed’ about her decision to pursue work in the world of adult films.

E.T. the Ejaculate-Taster

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International Dyslexia Association


The International Dyslexia Association (IDA) is an international organization that supports education and research on behalf of people who learn differently. Our Global Partner members support IDA’s important mission worldwide.

A dyslexic women is reading a book and can’t tell if a letter is backward or forward, so she says to her husband “Babe, e or g?” and he says “Right now? I just but them to bed.”

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